Honestly I'll be real with y'all we just pulled a Jarhead moment and smuggled moonshine in a Jerry can.
I've had only two shots and I'm currently experiencing all emotions from prosperity destruction my will to live comes back and goes away.
I'm a god damn alcoholic but man it's been months since I've had a good shot 😭😭😭

I hope y'all have a wonderful happy day because I'm about to find out how much I can drink and still be sober enough to disassemble my rifle

Also if that bitch boy bottom that will not be named outside of letters aks is reading this, quit being a pussy and tell your man's to marry you because the tension between you two is purrfect