Apu gibing his hart

Y dait no show?

Apu ready for movie nite

If it's war they want, it's war they'll get

Apu's got a tank

Get in frens, we going to war!

This is the fren tank

Honkler coming in hot

The Kekistani troops are ready

Apu joined the Special Ops

Special Ops Apu made a stronghold

Keeping vigilant in the trenches

Sometimes Apu stops and thinks

Apu remembering what he left back home

No time to cry, it's time for battle

Apu was born to kill

Apu also went to war in his day

Gonna have to do something about these vietkoons

Apu loves the smell of napalm and tendies in the morning

Apu getting in the mood