PETER DOOCY: "There is an account on X that tries to forecast military action based on how busy the pizza places are around the Pentagon... Have you guys thought about maybe just going to the cafeteria?"

SECRETARY HEGSETH: "I'm aware of that account. I hadn't thought of just going to the cafeteria. I've thought of just ordering lots of pizza on random nights just to throw everybody off. Some Friday night when you see a bunch of Domino's orders, it might just be me on an app, throwing the whole system off. So we keep everybody off balance."

Ah yes, the extremist position of... Having hope despite difficult circumstances? These people are absolutely insane.

White pill and “an optimistic worldview in the face of adversity” is now “Extremism” and “hate” according to the ADL.

Seriously fuck the ADL.

They are losing the plot, and more people are awake than ever.

Loud car, many revs

Komaru wants to spend time with her pawrents ❤️

How it feels to chew 5 gum

Crazy how their heads just do that sometimes

He was a Kennedeer

Nah dumbass, that's just an apple on his head.

(Expert shot)

That's expensive. I remember when they used to just give these away.