SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy
grows.
You sell them and retire on the income

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by
your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption
for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to
produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why
the cow has dropped dead.

A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds,
dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.
You still only have two cows.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three
cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and
market it worldwide.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows,
but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive...

Well that's me drinking zero coke....

All of these people "you don't NEED milk"
"You don't need TOOTHPASTE then!"
And so on... Not realising that by every thing that they mention that isn't needed there's a communist somewhere touching themselves seeing the materialists pick their own world apart...

Incase you missed it, the BBC has proclaimed skiing is now racist, mark it off your racism bingo cards.

“The expert group came to the view that, at present, vaccination status does not offer clear or conclusive evidence about any individual’s risk to others via transmission” — Ada Lovelace Institute Interim Report

https://sociable.co/government-and-policy/covid-vaccine-passport-rollouts-not-justified-risk-normalizing-health-surveillance-uk-think-tank-report/

Her satire is scarily too close to reality.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/A2DYKMK0VD7D/

The future...

Did you know that Height Supremacy and Height Privilege are systemic in Hollywood?
How many of these famous actors did you realise were vertically challenged?
They have been portrayed as tall to assimilate and "fit in" through camera trickery and it has to end.
#Right2Height #HeightSupremacy #HeightPrivilege

It's always nice to remember these things. When they tell snippets of the truth, either fored or by mistake.

I wonder how the correct tallies would look now that we have the time to go back over them? 🧐

* The Original Climate Sin *

Like most religions, the global warming religion was based upon a lie. And this Hide the Decline video is the most succinct explanation and exposure of this lie. The take-aways from this video and these lies are:

a. The graph that started climate alarmism was completely FAKE. It was a FRAUD that has been deleted from recent IPCC reports, but no apologies have been given and no retractions of claims have been made.

b. Tree-rings are hopeless as temperature sensors, and the conflicting data demonstrates this very clearly. Tree-ring thickness is determined by moisture, nutrients, canopy cover, disease, and pests - and lastly by temperature. To say that tree-ring thickness is directly proportional to temperature is a complete nonsense.

c. Indeed, you can find thin rings and fat rings within different radii ON THE SAME TREE. The 4 o’clock ‘temperature' data may well be completely different to the 7 o’clock data (see image below). The methodology is so unreliable, that any research including dendro-temperatures should be thrown out.

d. It WAS warmer during the Medieval warm period, but the fake dendro-thermology has covered this up. It is difficult to have CO2 as the primary causal agent of warming, if it was much warmer during the Medieval (and Roman) eras.

e. This also calls into question Dendrochronology. If tree-growth is effected more by local conditions - moisture, nutrients, canopy cover and pests - then you cannot compare an ancient ship’s timber to a reference tree that may have grown many hundreds or thousands of miles away (ie: the Californian bristle-cone pine or Irish bog-oak dendro-data). Like climate ’scientists’, historians may well be using fake data.

Yet it was these lies by Michael Mann that started climate alarmism, and has stolen tens of thousands of dollars from your wallet. Everything you now purchase, especially energy and taxes, are more expensive (and unreliable) because of Michael Mann.

Hide the Decline video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_8xd0LCeRQ

Image:
Core this trunk in the 7 o’clock position (red arrow) and it is warm.
Core this trunk in the 4 o’clock position (blue arrow) and it is cold.

White privilege, Newcastle upon Tyne 1921, miners children queue for bread and soup.