...I've added everyone I know that could possibly access a channel right now – and that's not even a hundred people. So we still have room to grow.

And so you find yourself subscribed to a channel. Dear Admiral, please tell them what this is.

Correct! Thank you, Admiral. As for you, people, run while you still can.

...once people asked me to send them a couple of test messages so that they could test something.

So I told them:

What is the tree testing when it falls in forest without a single iOS device around for miles and miles and miles.

And then I added:

Oh, and there was supposed to be a question mark at the end of that last passage.

Were they satisfied? No. They asked for more. And, times being what they are, they wanted photos, not just plain old text.

By the way the answer to the earlier question about the tree falling down in the forest goes like this:

It's testing the OSX app, which too tends to crash when you're not looking.

Did everyone wait for me to change my private username to something ugly with an underscore to start mentioning me in every group message?

Sticker of the day:

Psst. Wanna get some sleep? I know people who could fix you up with a few hours on the cheap.