Im never inviting an Estonian over for dinner again. He tracked sand all through my house and left this bullshit in my bathroom. wtf kinda shit is this?!?!

baalcorp©️ would like to introduce to you the future of robotics seen here in its intended operating environment

I used to think stickers were cool on guitars too at some point, but then I realized they just ruin nice looking guitars. It's like putting excessive makeup on a gorgeous woman

Pigs naturally separate zones for eating, sleeping and toilet. They are remarkably smart, groom themselves, and like to bathe. The reason they cover themselves in mud is to cool down in heat, since they haven't invented isothermic clothes yet, and to dislodge parasites.
Moral of the story: Pigs are literally cleaner and more civilized than indians

Indeed best friend of mankind