early 20s are your prime. after 25, your mytochondria begin a process of self-destruction at a rapid rate, and you become senile, balding, sluggish and sleepy until your eventual death at 26

Damn vampires

Reading about the Shiloh Hendrix case and had to kek at this. They are putting ankle monitors on little nigglets in preschool now.

he's 27 btw