Hello mystery mini-people living inside of my computer. I want to speak into the void. You probably don't care, but I would like to share something with you.

Today I was hit in pee-pee so hard I thought I was going to die. I've been hit in the pee-pee area before, but this was like ... I was completely incapacitated.

I fell to the ground and began screaming like a sissy. I couldn't breath or move for like, 5 minutes probably. I couldn't breath, my stomach hurt for some reason, my pee-pee area was cramping. I don't know, bro. I've never experienced pain like this.

I got up and limped my soft squishy body to bed. I laid down in bed for over an hour and my pee-pee spot still hurt. It was pulsating, kind of swollen.

I ended up going to the hospital and ended up getting told I've got Testicular Contusion with probable soft tissue damage to my string thingies.

Will I die? No. Was it the most painful oof owie I've ever had in my pee-pee spot? Yes.

Burkina Faso's leader Ibrahim Traore vows he will 'never allow' Sharia law in the country

Do we really see the wonders of them truly evolving?

We live in old rich woman world. Things old rich women don't know about— porn, heroin, funkopops— fine and legal.

Things old rich women do know about — young women, smoking, drinking, being raucous with the boys— BANNED BANNED BANNED BANNED

Meine Augen funkeln
Die Juden brennen
Rauch in der Luft
Asche auf dem Boden

they 100% did dig quite a lot, but it seems that they already had some caves to walk in or something

Tl;dr
edgy atheist got kicked in the nuts

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