This is real btw every single kitchen has a grudge list and if you're annoying we make sure to make your order last. Be glad we can't spit in your food btw.

Maybe Russia isn't that bad...

Hello,

We see from our torrents that an absolutely colossal amount of people are downloading AND seeding our kitty cat picture collection

What the fuck lol

Reminder that her daughter is enrolled in Judaistic studies for some fucking reason