if he gets tired after 10 minutes of programming i wanna see him watching 10 minutes of advanced signal analysis based on functional analysis

Funny story about when I was a service electrician many years ago.

>be me
>preform service call on vacant airbnb
>arrive with an upset stomach
>keycode on my ticket is incorrect
>desperately enter numbers on lock to gain entry to toilet
>hereitcomestornadoguy.gif
>search for cameras in less than half a second and see I'm clear
>pull pants down at lightning speed and shit in garden and all over my pants and legs
>cover with mulch
>gain access and use shower to clean up... it was a disaster.
>do work, leave
>week later get another call for the same location
>arrive and see the landlord doing yard work
>ohgodohfuck
>notice the garden has been tended to with new flowers
>notice neighborhood dogs walking around
>"hey, uh do these dogs ever give you trouble?"
>yes, anon they shit in my garden sometimes and I think I stuck my hand in it"

I almost faint

How about you analyze some bitches

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Lauritz