If you get a nose ring, it reduces bloodflow to the brain

TLDR should become a literary genre, a twin to baroque conceptismo, but less intellectual, and without AI

RIP to a real one

engorged with milk babies be like:

Based

I hate you black bastards, you stink. I hate your black skin. I hate your black pants. I hate black pepper. I hate black keys on a piano. I hate my gums, because they're black. I hate Whoopi Goldberg's black lips. I hate the back of Forrest Whittaker's neck. Most of all, I hate that black-ass Wesley Snipes

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We should make USA a region of Italy. This way americans will finally know what real food tastes like

Americans be like: "mhhh where is my 10th pizza for today?"
They just crave being italians

Ezra Pound was like: mmmhhh what should I do with my life? let's live in Italy for 35 years, I love Italy so much, I wish Italy would have taken over my american homeland