die for israel, goy

they're scared of the "yeah sure send me to iran... i can totally control myself around jews" meme

Trump and Iran War rant.

What the fuck is going on in Europe?

Who steals 12 TONS of KitKats? What do you even do with that many KitKats?

"I'd eat them".

False. That is impossible.

1 KitKat weights approx. 45g.

1lbs is approx. 450g.

Approx. 10 KitKats in a lbs.

12 tons is 24,000lbs.

That is roughly 240,000 KitKats

1 KitKat is approx. 230 calories.

That is approx. 55,200,000 calories.

The daily recommended calorie intake for an adult is 2,000 calories.

55,200,000 calories is 27,600 days of ideal calorie intake, or roughly 75 years.

BREAKING: U.S. Marines are filing emergency conscientious objector claims in an effort to avoid deployment in the ongoing war against Iran.

@GeneralMCNews

The goyim know

“We’ve always encouraged people to have a break with KitKat – but it seems thieves have taken the message too literally and made a break with more than 12 tons of our chocolate. Whilst we appreciate the criminals’ exceptional taste, the fact remains that cargo theft is an escalating issue for businesses of all size… We have chosen to go public with our own experience in the hope that it raises awareness of an increasingly common criminal trend."