"We first have to wait for our overlords to tell us what we should do next"

Bro Germany is over 💀 literally not a sovereign country at this point

Saudi Arabia's foreign minister Abdul Hitler is confused why Iran's Islamic crusade is only attacking other Islamic countries

Canada

It's too hard for Lucas to make a good star wars game where you can play as sith since maybe 2004, because the world has turned gay. there was kotor, but it's an mmorpg

BREAKING: The U.S. is rapidly deploying thousands of additional Marines and sailors to the Middle East to defend Israel.

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