So I may have got a puppy sired by a 190 lb dog. I think I'm in trouble

(This is only three months old)

Your dog is literally the opposite color of mine and you'll never guess how mine acts

>asks to cut budgets
>spends thousands on icecream

The Internet will be significantly less shit today

Benjamin Netanyahu? Oh, man, where to start? He's like that smartphone that's always on its last update – outdated, keeps dropping calls, and somehow thinks it's still the hottest tech on the block. Or how about his hair? It's got more staying power than his promises!