Happy international women's day to all our female subs!

Tonight, on Laylatul Qadr, the admin of MES was apprehended by police on false charges.

The channel will be temporarily inactive and ownership transfered to a trusted friend during the investigation.

If you see anything strange here, it has been compromised.

On the Quran, this is true and not a joke. Please keep him in your prayers.

So I may have got a puppy sired by a 190 lb dog. I think I'm in trouble

(This is only three months old)

Your dog is literally the opposite color of mine and you'll never guess how mine acts

>asks to cut budgets
>spends thousands on icecream

The Internet will be significantly less shit today

Benjamin Netanyahu? Oh, man, where to start? He's like that smartphone that's always on its last update – outdated, keeps dropping calls, and somehow thinks it's still the hottest tech on the block. Or how about his hair? It's got more staying power than his promises!