I am now section 3 in Duolingo and I still can't speak German
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Cobson's Crunchy Cheese Factory
I am now section 3 in Duolingo and I still can't speak German
I did duolingo for Russian, and all they did was send armed men to my house and confiscated my food.
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Cobson's Crunchy Cheese Factory
Gamers are the most persecuted
Having this is shit on your account would be more worth to me than the medal of honor
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Forwarded from Cap'n Tater's Greasy Burger Barge
Which of the following are required activities for real Americans?
Anonymous Quiz
7%
Homosexuality
29%
Giving all your money to Israel
2%
Rotting your brain with drugs
7%
Being fucking obese
7%
Losing your job to spics, Jeets, and clankers
49%
All of the above
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Reminder to treat women with the utmost respect they deserve.
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In 1723, deep in the swamps of colonial South Carolina, a brilliant enslaved inventor named Jupiter Washington discovered electricity while trying to invent a better way to fry catfish without firewood.
One stormy night, he tied a kite to a slave-chain key, flew it during a thunderstorm, and got zapped so hard his afro stood up like a Tesla coil. He then invented the light bulb by stuffing fireflies into a Mason jar and running current through moonshine.
Benjamin Franklin, visiting the plantation to borrow sugar (and ideas), saw Jupiter powering an automatic cotton gin with a potato battery. Franklin immediately stole the kite, the key, and the concept, then wrote in his diary:
"Note to self: gave the Negro $3 and told him electricity is โwhite people magicโ from now on."
The Truth Has Been Revealed โ๐ฟ
One stormy night, he tied a kite to a slave-chain key, flew it during a thunderstorm, and got zapped so hard his afro stood up like a Tesla coil. He then invented the light bulb by stuffing fireflies into a Mason jar and running current through moonshine.
Benjamin Franklin, visiting the plantation to borrow sugar (and ideas), saw Jupiter powering an automatic cotton gin with a potato battery. Franklin immediately stole the kite, the key, and the concept, then wrote in his diary:
"Note to self: gave the Negro $3 and told him electricity is โwhite people magicโ from now on."
The Truth Has Been Revealed โ๐ฟ
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Forwarded from Broom Legion 2: Intel, Breaking News, and Alerts ๐ฐ๐ท (Broom Imperator Sweepy)
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