It unironically seems that Simulation Theory is more scientifically credible than String Theory (would imply a creator of the "matrix" - very scary for atheists).
It has testable predictions, it could be falsifiable by actual proposed scientific experiments, some of which were already done, it has a logical foundation (Bostrom’s Trilemma), and makes way less assumptions

When paul walker was 33, he started dating a girl that was 15 and had a lasting relationship till his death when he was 40.

Shut the fuck up, nerd. Go get laid for God's sake.

and that's how mossad agents send women in your direction to give you std and gather intelligence

I have a running theory about this I haven't mentioned before. I think gay people are responsible for a lot of the minority turnout for Trump in 2024.

Gays went through this obnoxious hysteria where they were convinced Trump was going to repeal gay marriage and unmarried ones started going to the court house immediately while married ones started ranting about going to Canada.

By and large blacks and Mexicans (especially religious ones) are way less tolerant than whites, but far less vocal. Now we look back twelve months past election day and minorities are shifting black blue because they thought they could be finally rid of fags and got betrayed.