Tonight we pray for our dearly departed.

God bless your families and friends, Budy Archive.

Lmao

Two economists are walking in the countryside when they come across a pile of horse manure.

One economist says to the other:

“If you eat that pile of manure, I’ll pay you $10,000.”

The second economist thinks for a bit — it’s disgusting, but $10,000 is a lot — so he eats it.
The first economist pays up.

They continue walking. After a while, they come across another pile of manure.
The second economist says:

“Now it’s your turn. If you eat that one, I’ll give you $10,000.”

The first economist, not wanting to lose out, eats it. The second pays him $10,000.

They walk on in silence for a bit. Then one says:

“Wait a second. We both ate poop… and we both ended up with the same amount of money as before. What was the point?”

The other replies:

“Well, we increased GDP by $20,000.”

⛔️ In northeastern Czechia, dozens of trains were halted due to CABLE THEFT — Novinky.cz

Police detained 3 suspects who stole cables vital for train operations

Service was suspended Sunday evening for up to 3.5 HOURS but partially resumed hours later, with full resolution expected by Monday

ngl actually a lot of effort went into Dead Island 2. it's fun, no politics. kinda surprising

🇨🇳The Chinese have created an intolerant video about conscription in the US for war with China.

She claims to be "battling anorexia," but I couldn't tell with how overweight she is.

https://www.bluewin.ch/en/news/switzerland/green-meret-schneider-back-in-the-national-council-even-the-svp-is-pleased-2468817.html

A Finn and a Jew meet in a bar. The Jew at some point asks: "Is your country really the happiest in the world?"
The Finn replies: "Yup, number 1 for something like 7 years straight".
"Meanwhile Israel is the 5th happiest country in the world, do you know why?", asks the Jew.
"No Idea", says the Finn.
The Jew then replies: "Because even if we often hear sirens, we panic as our phones alert us, run to shelters, get bombed by terrorists, we have to tranquilize our kids crying, get ptsd, wear diapers to not shit ourselves, at least we have bomb shelters unlike these pesky arabs, so we are happy!"

Fine, I'm killing myself