huh

Tylenol: “if you are pregnant, please talk to a doctor before taking Tylenol.”

Liberal women: “ok”

Doctor: “don’t take it unless you absolutely need it and if you feel like you need it please talk to me in person first.”

Liberal women: “ok”

Trump: “Please don’t take it, it can severely damage your baby.”

Liberal women: “you can’t tell me what to do! I can take whatever I want!” *takes Tylenol like a tic tac for clout on TikTok*

>antifa super soldier gears up and is ready to kill the chuds
>Accidentally just kills two Mexicans because he can't aim lmao

Waowzers!!! Maybe heckin jeeterinos aren't that half bad! Import 20 million more!!!

I need you to take a picture with your ass out

I need you to take a picture with your ass out. Your back bent in with your pussy barely peeking through from a low angle with your face in it, winking with your tongue out and your feet in it, and your arches exposed. Your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation with your side boob and your nipples just out of sight with a choker on and painted around your waist with the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upward as your cheeks are out.

I'm so sick of all this fucking Jew propaganda. How the fuck is a shrimp gonna use a tractor? Are the shrimp fucking baling cotton? How do they expect us to believe this shit?

reminder that you can eat soup with your hands