2 engineers try to jack an Audi.

I've always taken umbrage with telling women to "get back in the kitchen."

Women neither have the talent to cook a high quality meal nor the responsibility to be left in a room unattended.

God damn I love those silly little sushi niggers. This thing weighs forty lbs and folds into a briefcase

Casual Russian hood conversation

🚕 Russian girls in San Francisco ordered a driverless taxi and asked to play "Russian music." The artificial intelligence didn't bother with something popular and turned on a Russian anti-American song, after which the white collars from Langley might send the car for recycling.

I've never heard this song before, and neither have these girls 😁

Oh, America! An island with two shores!

You've imagined you can teach everyone,
What to eat, what to wear, and how to live in general!
You stick your long nose across the entire continent,
But our Man will not live your way!

We are good guys and invite everyone to visit,
But for those who come to us with a sword - we'll show them our reception!
We don't like to fight, but what's the point of hiding the truth:
"For Mother Russia, we are ready to TEAR YOU APART!"

Chorus:
Oh, America - an island, two shores!
Why can't you live peacefully on your own?
Keep your democracy to yourselves,
And in general, as they say: "Start with yourselves!"

I know it's upsetting to you, because in twenty years
You've squandered your authority around the world.
Where you poke your nose, you are not welcome at all,
And where you've been, people don't live in peace.

Maybe it's time to roll up your insolent project?
The time has come to admit - there is no Faith in you!
You wanted to bribe the whole world endlessly,
But our conscience is more precious!
Greetings to you from Moscow!

Chorus:
Oh, America - an island, two shores!
Why can't you live peacefully on your own?
Keep your democracy to yourselves,
And in general, as they say: "Start with yourselves!"

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