The Pentagon and White House have eaten all the pizza in the area and are cooking up something tough.

What does the "pizza index" that tracks the entire world say?

• US troops ordered pizza en masse twice in one hour last night, a common occurrence before night operations.
• Last time, after a sharp increase in fast food orders, Israel almost wiped Tehran off the face of the Earth.
• A few days ago, all gay bars near government buildings were closed - after which there was a new attack on Iran.

Trump calls emergency Security Council meeting to discuss tough strikes on Iran.