Yes I’ve ordered this as a shirt

Totally normal and not a threat

Props to the Don of Jolly’s for animating this.

Turns out you can track Pentagon activity using gaydar.

Remember how last time this happened, the internet had to literally bully Iran into retaliating

So this one time I was at a carnival and they had this ride that was hanging swings with seatbelts and the whole thing would spin and the swings would sort of fling out to the side centrifugally and there was a down's syndrome kid on there and he started puking up hotdogs and cotton candy and it was getting flung around a huge area, like onto several other rides and carnival games and the operator didn't notice or didn't give a fuck so this poor kid emptied his entire digestive system out into the air around this ride and that's kind of like what reading the chat is like right now. OK, benadryl time!