Forwarded from SUPER TRUTHERS (This Guy)
Okay, folks, listen up! The hot dog is in the bun. I repeat, the hot dog is in the bun! And you know what that means? It’s like seeing a... a dick in a dress! Surprising, but hey, at least it’s got a nice bun to go with it. Ha!”
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Forwarded from High Ascension (This Guy)
"Listen up! Improvement, even just one percent, is better than spending time with Less Than One Percent Joe. Let’s call him ‘Treading-Water Joe’! Because while I'm making strides, he’s still splashing around in the kiddie pool, wondering why he’s not getting anywhere! It’s like trying to run a marathon with a broken shoelace, folks—just a real mess!"
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IAM PUSHING THE LIMITS...I THINK THIS IS FUNNY..YOU???
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Echoes of Joy
Repost as the previous one fits with this song
I’m laughing at the universe, feel that weight lift,
Each chuckle's a dagger, cutting through the rift.
Echoes in the darkness, like thunder, they strike,
A symphony of joy when the cosmos feels like a hike.
Cosmic chaos, I embrace the absurd,
In the whirlpool of silence, my soul’s undeterred.
Laughter’s my lantern, lighting up the night,
In the shadows of sorrow, I’m ready to fight.
Laughing, I’m free, breaking chains that confine,
No intellectual prison, just the rhythm and rhyme.
Boom, clap, my heart’s racing fast,
Through laughter, I’m living, I’m free at last.
Metaphors are my armor, shields made of wit,
Words whip and whip, in this battle I commit.
Bouncing like a bass drum, echoing through the streets,
Every giggle’s a grenade, feel the rhythm in beats.
Alliteration's my weapon, sharp as a knife,
Slice through the silence, bring laughter to life.
Snap, crackle, pop, feel the joy in the air,
In this cosmic circus, I’m the joker laid bare.
Laughing, I’m free, breaking chains that confine,
No intellectual prison, just the rhythm and rhyme.
Boom, clap, my heart’s racing fast,
Through laughter, I’m living, I’m free at last.
Dancing in the chaos, swirling through the sound,
Every laugh's a revolution, turning life around.
I refuse the confines, refuse the debate,
Let the laughter lift me, it’s never too late.
[Rap Solo]
Yo, tick-tock, I’m racing with time,
Each laugh is a ladder, I’m climbing to climb.
Metaphysical riddles, I unravel the plot,
In the labyrinth of life, I’m lost, but I’m not.
Feel the thud of my heart, boom boom in my chest,
In the face of the void, I’ll never be stressed.
Onomatopoeia ringing, like bells in my mind,
I’m laughing at the universe, leaving doubts behind.
In this tapestry of moments, I stitch every seam,
Reality’s a puzzle, but I’m chasing the dream.
Whispers of the cosmos, tickling my spine,
In this carnival of life, every joke is divine.
Echoing through infinity, I dance with the stars,
Laughter’s my passport, no need for the bars.
Rejecting the notion that pain holds the key,
With laughter as my compass, I’ll forever be free.
Laughing, I’m free, breaking chains that confine,
No intellectual prison, just the rhythm and rhyme.
Boom, clap, my heart’s racing fast,
Through laughter, I’m living, I’m free at last.
I’m laughing at the universe, feel that weight lift,
Each chuckle's a dagger, cutting through the rift.
Echoes in the darkness, like thunder, they strike,
A symphony of joy when the cosmos feels like a hike.
Cosmic chaos, I embrace the absurd,
In the whirlpool of silence, my soul’s undeterred.
Laughter’s my lantern, lighting up the night,
In the shadows of sorrow, I’m ready to fight.
Laughing, I’m free, breaking chains that confine,
No intellectual prison, just the rhythm and rhyme.
Boom, clap, my heart’s racing fast,
Through laughter, I’m living, I’m free at last.
Metaphors are my armor, shields made of wit,
Words whip and whip, in this battle I commit.
Bouncing like a bass drum, echoing through the streets,
Every giggle’s a grenade, feel the rhythm in beats.
Alliteration's my weapon, sharp as a knife,
Slice through the silence, bring laughter to life.
Snap, crackle, pop, feel the joy in the air,
In this cosmic circus, I’m the joker laid bare.
Laughing, I’m free, breaking chains that confine,
No intellectual prison, just the rhythm and rhyme.
Boom, clap, my heart’s racing fast,
Through laughter, I’m living, I’m free at last.
Dancing in the chaos, swirling through the sound,
Every laugh's a revolution, turning life around.
I refuse the confines, refuse the debate,
Let the laughter lift me, it’s never too late.
[Rap Solo]
Yo, tick-tock, I’m racing with time,
Each laugh is a ladder, I’m climbing to climb.
Metaphysical riddles, I unravel the plot,
In the labyrinth of life, I’m lost, but I’m not.
Feel the thud of my heart, boom boom in my chest,
In the face of the void, I’ll never be stressed.
Onomatopoeia ringing, like bells in my mind,
I’m laughing at the universe, leaving doubts behind.
In this tapestry of moments, I stitch every seam,
Reality’s a puzzle, but I’m chasing the dream.
Whispers of the cosmos, tickling my spine,
In this carnival of life, every joke is divine.
Echoing through infinity, I dance with the stars,
Laughter’s my passport, no need for the bars.
Rejecting the notion that pain holds the key,
With laughter as my compass, I’ll forever be free.
Laughing, I’m free, breaking chains that confine,
No intellectual prison, just the rhythm and rhyme.
Boom, clap, my heart’s racing fast,
Through laughter, I’m living, I’m free at last.
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Forwarded from Conspiracy Theory
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WHAT IS YOUR BODY TELLING YOU.
Diagnosing Self
👉🏻Any sore, cut, burn, inflammation, fever, ‘itis’, bruise = anger
👉🏻Hair = strength; tight, tense, nervous = scalp tightness = baldness
It’s truly fascinating how we can SELF DISGNOSE our ailments and use completely natural remedies to fix them. There’s no need for anyone to suffer anymore!
Follow Us -> Conspiracy Theory👤
Diagnosing Self
👉🏻Any sore, cut, burn, inflammation, fever, ‘itis’, bruise = anger
👉🏻Hair = strength; tight, tense, nervous = scalp tightness = baldness
It’s truly fascinating how we can SELF DISGNOSE our ailments and use completely natural remedies to fix them. There’s no need for anyone to suffer anymore!
Follow Us -> Conspiracy Theory👤
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https://realrawnews.com/2024/10/navy-seals-rescue-kidnapped-kids-from-shipping-container-in-miami/
biosynthesis=the formation of chemical compounds by a living organism.
the laboratory preparation of biological molecules by the use of reagents or catalysts derived from natural substances and modeled on a series of reactions occurring in a living organism.
FENTANYLE IS USED TO "CUT" THE NATURAL ADRENOCHROME TO PRODUCE MORE OF THE DRUG SOLD ON THE MARKET..1/2 ONCE COSTS BETWEEN $ 10,000 -25, 000... PURE CHROME COST GOES INTO THE MILLION DOLLAR RANGE...THE SO-CALLED DRUG OF THE "ELITE"(DELITE).
biosynthesis=the formation of chemical compounds by a living organism.
the laboratory preparation of biological molecules by the use of reagents or catalysts derived from natural substances and modeled on a series of reactions occurring in a living organism.
FENTANYLE IS USED TO "CUT" THE NATURAL ADRENOCHROME TO PRODUCE MORE OF THE DRUG SOLD ON THE MARKET..1/2 ONCE COSTS BETWEEN $ 10,000 -25, 000... PURE CHROME COST GOES INTO THE MILLION DOLLAR RANGE...THE SO-CALLED DRUG OF THE "ELITE"(DELITE).
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Forwarded from Universal NEWS (Kathy...)
Bill Clinton's Arkansas hometown became a symbol of American decline - but Hope hasn't given up yet
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13861363/bill-clinton-arkansas-hometown-symbol-american-decline-hope.html
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13861363/bill-clinton-arkansas-hometown-symbol-american-decline-hope.html
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Forwarded from This Guy
YouTube
Confederate Soldiers moved to Brazil after the Civil War?? #podcast #ninjasarebutterflies
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Forwarded from ICONS
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/11/breaking-biden-admin-cant-account-20-billion-aid-ukraine/
THIS WAS 2 YEARS AGO...SO DO YOU THINK THE SPACEFORCE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE MONEY WAS GOING?
THIS WAS 2 YEARS AGO...SO DO YOU THINK THE SPACEFORCE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE MONEY WAS GOING?
The Gateway Pundit
BREAKING: Biden Admin Can't Account for $20 Billion in Aid to Ukraine | The Gateway Pundit | by Joe Hoft
As TGP reiterated earlier today, we really have no idea where billions sent to Ukraine landed. Now the Biden Administration is admitting this is the case. We reported moments ago that we have no idea where the billions allocated to Ukraine eventually…
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Forwarded from CaptKyle Patriots Ⓡ 🍊 (Claudia III)
💥PDJT from Today’s Rally October 6, 2024
💥Via MissPatriotChelseagirl
💥Via MissPatriotChelseagirl
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