So who's laughing now, huh?

My girlfriend after finding out I could have bought us a cute little house instead of losing money on shitcoins:

"Trust me bro, there are so many opportunities in crypto!"

The "opportunities" I found:

Degens gearing up to get fucked even harder than last week:

💬 “I've accomplished more than I ever dreamed. But I'm hungry for more.“ — Lewis Hamilton

🐳 This is why GAINS-backed projects ALWAYS STAY AHEAD 🤴

Highlights of the Week:
🤖 Kvants partnered with Gate DEX
🤖 GT Protocol rolled out its new AI backtest feature
🏠 Zoth opened early access to its Ambassador Program
🎮 Cross The Ages kicked off a special Lunar New Year event
🕵️ Nillion unveiled its node system
🔗 Quai Network teamed up with Symbiosis
💰 Velvet joined forces with IronChainLabs

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Believe in your bags like Saylor believes in Bitcoin

POV: The market is dumping and you forgot to put a stop-loss on your long position

How degens think they look after doubling their money on a shitcoin that contributes nothing to society:

“Hey, let’s have a quick chat this afternoon. Sent you a Zoom invite. Could you just transfer all your Telegram groups to your N+1 before the call? Nothing to worry about though!"

Everyone knows GAINS as a launchpad, but few realize we're also a tech company 👀

That’s why our team offers white-label services, including staking, vesting portals, and more! 🔧

These blockchain solutions are 100% built by our in-house devs, fully audited by top-tier firms, and offered at a fraction of the cost. They’re the perfect fit for Web3 companies that need the tech, without the overhead 🔥

🔹 Check out our B2B deck: docsend.com/view/dpzs5qpra92qgbb2

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Crypto was broken. This is why it needed a reboot! ⚙️

No more PvP jungle. The power is back where it belongs: WITH YOU 👊

One platform. Unlimited opportunities! 🔥

Welcome to the future of investing. Welcome to GainsPad 😉

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With GainsPad, that's IMPOSSIBLE for you to lose money! 👀

Our smart contracts have been audited by security leaders like Hacken, CertiK, and PeckShield for your peace of mind 😇

Even better: all our IDOs come with REFUNDABLE TERMS. If a project underperforms or no longer meets your expectations, you can get your money back—no questions asked 🔥

If your money matters, now could be the perfect time to join us: pad.gains-associates.com 🚀

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How convenient... 🫠

Our portfolios right now:

We should have listened to this guy...

If the use case of your favorite project is weaker than this, now is the time to consider rebalancing your bags...

Happy Lunar New Year, GAINers. Gōngxǐ fācái! 🧧🐉

Wishing a year full of prosperity, health, and big wins to all our Asian community members and friends ✨

Our team is currently on the ground in Asia, spreading the word about GAINS and locking in powerful new partnerships 🔥

And trust us… what’s coming next will take $GAINS to a whole new level 👀

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"Guys, this market is full of opportunities!"

Our opportunities:

📢 NEW CHAIN: Excited to announce that the GAINS token is now officially live on XDC Network ⛓️

Through this integration with the XDC Network, $GAINS holders can now seamlessly bridge and trade within a fast-growing, enterprise-focused L1 ecosystem known for its efficiency, scalability, and low transaction costs! 🔥

🔁 Ethereum ⇄ XDC Bridge (via Stargate)

📈 Trade on XDC (via Curve)

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