He couldn't have it his way

Just in: Trump approves of decision made by Trump; "one of the best ever," he proclaimed.

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Nice and pink (cooked to 142°F).

Great country

I can't wait until "right wingers" start saying our sons should be doing things like this, too

You vill not comment with emojis. You vill not use GIFS. You vill not post stickers. Und you vill be happy

I will not elaborate

We are an elitist channel. That is not even pizza

This might be the most based thing a Romanian has ever done

Better to live a lifetime as a millionaire, than a week as a poor man

Hard disavow. I am disgusted.

Oh no, there's some crickets in my yard. Better blast my entire yard with toxic chemicals so it'll look a little nicer.

What the heck? I love the past now