In response to the Boston Tea Party:

Two principal measures and two subsidiary or minor measures were decided upon. The first was that the town of Boston must be fined and pay damages for allowing private property to be destroyed by a mob within her limits. This was based on a legal principle recognized to this day in both England and America, that a county or town which fails to keep the peace is liable in damages to private individuals if their property is destroyed.

Oh, whatever happened to you, vicarious liability?

A new bill that was just passed by both houses of the Illinois legislature will modify state law so the word 'offender' is replaced by the term 'justice-impacted individual.'"

Hahahaha

Vote for me or I'm coming to your house and accosting you harshly

She's trying so hard xD

They heard that poor people were practicing logic puzzles here, so they're getting rid of them

Whoever dat was on da trail shouting "Mr. Poor, is that you?"--no, it wasn't

That's a pretty big ramp eh, careful you don't land in the lp

AI won't miss.

@AltSkull48

Next step in the gayification of war

Sunday

Somehow stumbled upon leftist Christian Twitter. They're arguing over whether Jesus committed sin by eating fish.

"Umm, Jesus didn't kill any fish, he created them ex nihilo."

Nobody tell them that taking a small number of fish and turning it into a larger number isn't "ex nihilo." That phrase means "from nothing," and so taking a small number and multiplying it is not "ex nihilo."

Also, nobody tell them about Jesus eating a piece of fish after the resurrection.