How tall do you guys think Matthew and Tim are?

Uhh--who here is convinced by this to take a trip to Olive Garden?

One fun practice is to take headlines and try to rewrite them in a manner designed to elicit controversy.

For "Being Small Appears to Be The Secret to Evolutionary Success," I immediately gravitate towards: "Science Proves Women's Preference for Taller Men is Irrational."

If America were a “failed experiment,” as Devon Stack has suggested, then many of the problems America faces would be unique to just America, but that’s clearly not what we’re seeing on a global level.

I think there’s a far stronger argument to be made that having a successful, developed, industrial society — which universally correlates with immigration and lower fertility — might be the real culprit, or rather “the mistake.” Show me one highly developed country that isn’t being pozzed to hell, because as far as I can see there are no exceptions to this.

Perhaps we should flee to Antarctica!

https://t.iss.one/hapaperspective/13540

In response to the Boston Tea Party:

Two principal measures and two subsidiary or minor measures were decided upon. The first was that the town of Boston must be fined and pay damages for allowing private property to be destroyed by a mob within her limits. This was based on a legal principle recognized to this day in both England and America, that a county or town which fails to keep the peace is liable in damages to private individuals if their property is destroyed.

Oh, whatever happened to you, vicarious liability?

A new bill that was just passed by both houses of the Illinois legislature will modify state law so the word 'offender' is replaced by the term 'justice-impacted individual.'"

Hahahaha

Vote for me or I'm coming to your house and accosting you harshly

She's trying so hard xD