Me when you're driving trough da UP.

Locals gotta get deir tourist season bucks somehow, eh

I have somehow earned a dollar of ad revenue. (((They))) have decided that my message cannot be tolerated, and so are trying to corrupt me with money.... Luckily, $1 is only about a week's worth of income for me. They're going to need to try harder to get me to sell out.

Nice job getting $5k off the price, mystery Daily Poor subscriber

Damn straight. I had a local guy install a new water heater a few months ago. Made the guy a steak. Do good to the people doing work for you.

I don't understand what I'm looking at

Who here has a "strong totalitarian impulse"?

If you don't live in the city, you're going to have to live without $30 ham and cheese sandwiches. Think you can handle that? No, you can't. Stay in the city.