🚨 BREAKING: President Trump just called it the Strait of TRUMP instead of Hormuz 😂

"They have to open up the Strait of Trump!"

"I mean, HORMUZ."

"Excuse me. I'm so sorry. Such a terrible mistake."

MAKE IT HAPPEN 🤣

🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: Iran is brutally EMBARRASSED on the world stage

PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Out of the 101 missiles shot at the [USS Abraham Lincoln], 101 missiles were shot DOWN and spread out all over the sea!" 🇺🇸

🚨 PRESIDENT TRUMP ON VENEZUELA: He said, we knew there was a problem when at 1 o'clock in the morning, every 32 seconds, a very fast plane came across the deck of an aircraft carrier! Voom, voom, voom! It's 1 o'clock in the morning. They said, OK, I think we're in trouble! They said we were ready, then they hit us, they came from 17 different angles, we RAN FOR OUR LIVES, it was OVER! Then we took Maduro! in MINUTES.

😂🔥

🚨 JUST IN: The US military has another 3,554 TARGETS remaining to strike in Iran

PRESIDENT TRUMP: "We have another 3,554 targets left. That will be done pretty quickly."

Full-steam to victory! 🇺🇸

🚨 WOW! President Trump just said the Democrats remind him of IRAN

"These people are LUNATICS — they remind me, actually, a little bit, of Iran. They're DERANGED. They're deranged Democrats!"

"For 42 days, they tried to completely eliminate the number one duty of government: keeping America safe!"

Nailed it. Pass the CR, FUND ICE.

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump says Middle Eastern countries did MORE for America than NATO "allies"

"I have to say — Bahrain and Kuwait, they were stand up. More so than NATO!"

"Very disappointed in NATO. But not disappointed in the Middle East allies!"

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump declares "MAGA is STRONGER THAN EVER"

"The fake news said — he may — they hope, I will be losing my MAGA base! That may be the end of him!"

"Then I happen to be watching CNN...the poll had me at 100% PERCENT of MAGA voters. They said they'd never seen anything like it!"

🚨 WOW! President Trump just played CNN saying he has 100% MAGA GOP approval in front of the packed crowd

Cue the meltdowns 🤣🔥

"He's the 1972 Miami dolphins!"

"MAGA wants to win, they want our country protected, they don't want a hostile or crazy country to have a nuclear weapon!"

🚨 BREAKING — PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Cuba's next."

"Pretend I didn't say that, media."

"CUBA'S NEXT." 🔥🇺🇸🇨🇺

Here we go. Marco Rubio is dealing behind the scenes!

🚨 JUST NOW: President Trump RIPS Norway as losing credibility after they snubbed him on the Nobel Peace Prize, praises María Corina Machado for presenting her prize to him

"You know, when I didn't get the Nobel Peace Prize, you gotta understand, I don't care. Norway has lost so much credibility. I stopped eight wars."

"I even stopped India and Pakistan, and they were going at it for a week, that nine planes already shot down."

"I used tariffs to stop. You ever hear of anything like that? It was too much for them to bear, but they were going to be in a war."

"I mean, if I don't get the Nobel prize for peace, nobody will ever get it. I didn't get it. I'm not surprised. I didn't get it."

"And the person that got it was shocked. She's a wonderful woman too, by the way. And she said, no, no, no, I don't deserve it!"

"I stopped eight wars. Do you know what that is? Eight wars."

"It was a little early because in all fairness was for the year before, right? It was for 24, but still you thought they would have made an exception, but they didn't do that. You watch what happens."

"So she was so nice. And she actually came to the White House and she presented me with her award. She's a wonderful woman, but stopping wars is I think is my most, it's the best!"

"I stopped wars that nobody thought. President Putin called me. He said, I can't believe you stopped this one and this one, which are impossible."

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump confirms TSA paychecks are IMMEDIATELY resuming per his orders

Huge win!

"These are vicious criminal thugs, disgusting human beings, that Democrats have de-funded our airports to protect...We're not going to have it!"

"That's why this week, I deployed ICE to our airports to help reduce the delays...And a short time ago, I also ordered emergency funding to resume paying the TSA agents immediately."

"Democrats must stop their dangerous and destructive shutdown, and re-open DHS without delay." @RapidResponse47

🚨 JUST IN: America's "allies" FAILED President Trump's test, and it's going to cost them

"We learned other allies weren't there! We didn't need them, but that's going to be VERY costly for them!"

"We did it violently. We did it powerfully." 🔥🔥

🚨 NOW — PRESIDENT TRUMP on Iran: "We don't even know who the hell the leader is. So I think we have regime change already. At some point we'll be leaving. And I think you're going to see a rocket ship, because we won't have that dark cloud hanging over our head!"

🚨 LMFAO! PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Ask me anything you want. You can talk s*x! You can talk—whatever the HELL you want! I'm here for you!"

There will never be another like him 😭😭

🚨 REP. CHIP ROY ABSOLUTELY UNLEASHES: "Could the Senate be any more LAZY than to send to us a bill that doesn't do the job and then leave town?!"

"So we're going to stand up and say NO to that. We're going to send back a bill that's responsible to the American people!"

"It is absolutely offensive to the people that we represent that the Senate would send over a bill that doesn't fund Border Patrol and the core components of ICE."

🚨 HOLY CRAP. President Trump just said America no longer has to be there for NATO

"We WOULD have always been there for them, but now, based on their actions? I guess we don't have to be, do we?!"

"I think a tremendous mistake was when NATO just wasn't there. They just weren't there. It's going to make a lot of money for the United States, because we spent hundreds of billions of dollars a year on NATO, hundreds, protecting them."

Trump NEVER FORGETS.

🚨 President Trump is hilarious 😂😂

"I always like to hang around with losers because it makes me feel better. I hate guys that are very, very successful and you have to listen to their success stories. I like people that like to listen to MY success!"

🚨 NOW: President Trump breaks out into dance mode as YMCA BLASTS over the loud speakers in Florida

Second YMCA dance of the day 🤣