TRANSCRIPT
One day, I'm going to Malta to book a hotel. In the morning, I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress I wanted two pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece. I tell her, "I want two piece." She said, "Go to the toilet." I say, "You don't understand. I wanted two piss on my plate." She said, "You better not piss on the plate, you son of a bitch!" I don't even know the lady, and she calling me a son of a bitch.

Later, I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fork. I tell her, "I wanted the fork." She telling me, "Everyone want to fuck." I tell her, "You don't understand. I want fuck on the table." She say, "You better not fuck on the table, you son of a bitch!"

So I go back to my room in the hotel, and there is no sheets on the bed. Call the man and tell him, "I want a sheet." He tell me to go to the toilet. I say, "You don't understand. I want shit on my bed." He say, "You better not shit on my bed, you son of a bitch!"

I go to the checkout, and the man at the desk say, "Peace on you." I said, "Piss on you too, you son of a bitch! I'm going to back to Italia. I leave today."

*Glossary

🫧Hoe / ho (offensive): a woman who has many casual sexual encounters
🫧Keep me in the loop: make sure I get regular updates about what's happening
🫧Poop: 💩💩
🫧A well: a deep hole in the ground used to get water from underground
🫧Precious: very valuable or special; something you care about deeply and don't want to lose. Remember Gollum form "The Lord of the Rings" keeping saying "My precious 💍"
🫧Retards: people with low IQ
🫧Moaning: who knows? Explain diplomatically;)