How "pronunciation" kills people (Joke 3) 🫧4 morbid puns

Transcript
"I'm sorry to say that the operation has left you completely blind."

"Oh, I see."

"Oh, cool. Then forget I said anything."

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"Hello. My wife is going into labor."

"Is this her first child?"

"No, this is her husband."

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"I'm sorry, sir. Your dad was pronounced dead."

"Oh, I can't believe I've been pronouncing it wrong all this time."

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"Hey, James. I've got your test results here."

"Did I pass?"

"You will."

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Breaking down the wordplay behind

Joke 1: The Blind Patient

The doctor tells the patient they're blind, and the patient responds "Oh, I see" (meaning "I understand"), which contradicts their medical condition. The doctor then panics, thinking he made a mistake.

Wordplay/Pun (double meaning of "see")

Joke 2: The Labor Mix-Up

The receptionist asks if this is the wife's first child, but the husband misinterprets the question as asking who *he* is, so he clarifies he's the husband, not the child.

Type: Misunderstanding/Literal interpretation humor

Joke 3: "Pronounced" Dead

The doctor says the dad was "pronounced dead" (declared dead), but the son thinks they mean he's been saying "dad" with the wrong pronunciation his whole life.

Type: Wordplay/Double meaning of "pronounce" (serious vs. trivial interpretation)

Joke 4: The Test Results

James asks if he "passed" his medical test, and the ominous response "You will" implies he'll pass away soon (die), not that his results were good.

Type: Dark humor/Morbid implication

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Glossary

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To pass

1. To pass a test - to get a good/satisfactory mark
2. To pass away - to die

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To go into labour

To start giving birth to a child

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To pronounce

1. To articulate, say something
2. To declare, announce: To pronounce dead

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A pun

Wordplay, double meaning

IG reference ogmomothecat

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Happy Monday, channel! Have any interviews in English lined up this week? This video will help to come at your strongest 🌼

Transcript
Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness?
Candidate: Why do you ask?
Interviewer: Just a standard interview question.
Candidate: Define weakness.
Interviewer: Something you like to improve on.
Candidate: I tend to be a bit of a workaholic.
Interviewer: Many people can relate, but that doesn't sound like a weakness.
Candidate: Can't think of another one.
Interviewer: Everyone has areas they can improve on. No one's perfect.
Candidate: Maybe I'm just an exceptional candidate.
Interviewer: How about specific issues you faced in your previous job?
Candidate: HR often has problem with my PTO days
Interviewer: For taking too many?
Candidate: For taking... too... little

Glossary
🫧PTO days - Paid Time Off. When you do not work, but get paid.
🫧To face issues - To have problems.
🫧Many people can relate - Many people have had the same experience.

IG reference mengmengduck

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LITTLE vs. FEW ☺️ What's right?

In our Monday's video, the Candidate used "little" incorrectly. Strictly speaking, he'd fail a test at school, even though this usage of "little" is common among Americans

Candidate: HR often has problem with my PTO days
Interviewer: For taking too many?
Candidate: For taking... too... little

So WTF's wrong?

"Little" and "few" are both about small amounts, but they work with different types of things.

Use "little" with uncountable nouns, eg., water, time, money, or sugar.
🔠 For example:
"I have little time before my meeting"
"There's little milk left in the fridge"

Use "few" with countable nouns, eg. books, people, or cookies.
🔠 For example:
"Few people showed up to the party"
"I have few friends in this city"

Here's a quick trick: if you can put a number in front of the noun (eg., "3 books" or "5 apples"), use "few." If you can't count it that way (eg., you wouldn't say "3 waters" or "5 advices"), use "little."
In the video, "PTO days" are countable. That's why the Candidate should have said "too few PTO days," not "too little PTO days"

🐷 One more thing. Both words have a slightly negative feel, like there's not enough of something. If you want to be more positive, you can say "A little" or "A few" instead:
"I have a little money" (not much, but some)
"I have a few friends here" (not many friends, but some - more optimistic)

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