2 hangry (hungry+angry) corps will sooner die of hunger than take a decision

Some words clarify meaning, others obscure it. Some words build walls, others - bridges. Some words trigger respect, others - love

Whatever side you choose, it's useful for sure to be able to recognise "the US corp dialect" at least

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- Hey, I'm starving. Can we align on our dinner strategy for this evening?

- Sure. What's your go-forward preference?

- Uh, I have no strong directional bias*. Do you want to narrow down on* a vertical?

- Honestly, I'm comfortable with any solution.

- You know what? I'll just procure* us some fried chicken.

- Wait, fried chicken doesn't align with my current nutritional road map.

- Then maybe you can suggest something that features a more health-focused result.

- Uh, I don't want to do a deep dive. Just order something that aligns with our dietary parameters.

- Is sushi within scope*?

- Sushi just feels suboptimal. Is Mediterranean on the table?

- Circle back on that one next week.

- Vietnamese?

- Not in my wheelhouse.

- Can we double-click on that?

- It just doesn't resonate.

- Per my earlier request, what do you want to eat?

- I'm detecting elevated hangry levels. Let me jump in here.

- Thank you.

- Hi, I'd like to order one extra-large borch.

- Wait, no!

*

Glossary

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a strong directional bias -

Having a preference or leaning toward a specific option/strategy

In dinner script

:

"I don't have a strong preference for any type of food"

Normal person says

:

"I'm not picky"

or

"Whatever you want"

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to narrow down on a vertical -

Focus on a specific industry/category/area of business

In dinner script:

"Do you want to pick a specific type of cuisine?"

Normal person says:

"What kind of food do you want?"

or

"Pick a cuisine"

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to procure

- Obtain/acquire (usually resources, supplies, services)

In dinner script:

"I'll just get us some fried chicken"

Normal person says:

"I'll buy

it"

or

"I'll order"

or

"I'll get it"

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within scope

- Fits the project boundaries/requirements/budget

In dinner script:

"Is sushi an acceptable option for us?"

Normal person says:

"How about sushi?"

or "

Does sushi work?"

Reference: IG handle corporate.bro

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How "pronunciation" kills people (Joke 3) 🫧4 morbid puns

Transcript
"I'm sorry to say that the operation has left you completely blind."

"Oh, I see."

"Oh, cool. Then forget I said anything."

---

"Hello. My wife is going into labor."

"Is this her first child?"

"No, this is her husband."

---

"I'm sorry, sir. Your dad was pronounced dead."

"Oh, I can't believe I've been pronouncing it wrong all this time."

---

"Hey, James. I've got your test results here."

"Did I pass?"

"You will."

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Breaking down the wordplay behind

Joke 1: The Blind Patient

The doctor tells the patient they're blind, and the patient responds "Oh, I see" (meaning "I understand"), which contradicts their medical condition. The doctor then panics, thinking he made a mistake.

Wordplay/Pun (double meaning of "see")

Joke 2: The Labor Mix-Up

The receptionist asks if this is the wife's first child, but the husband misinterprets the question as asking who *he* is, so he clarifies he's the husband, not the child.

Type: Misunderstanding/Literal interpretation humor

Joke 3: "Pronounced" Dead

The doctor says the dad was "pronounced dead" (declared dead), but the son thinks they mean he's been saying "dad" with the wrong pronunciation his whole life.

Type: Wordplay/Double meaning of "pronounce" (serious vs. trivial interpretation)

Joke 4: The Test Results

James asks if he "passed" his medical test, and the ominous response "You will" implies he'll pass away soon (die), not that his results were good.

Type: Dark humor/Morbid implication

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Glossary

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To pass

1. To pass a test - to get a good/satisfactory mark
2. To pass away - to die

🫧

To go into labour

To start giving birth to a child

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To pronounce

1. To articulate, say something
2. To declare, announce: To pronounce dead

🫧

A pun

Wordplay, double meaning

IG reference ogmomothecat

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