I had the same elitist views. At one point with how my schedule lined up I took one shop class. Smoked the other kids, and thought how silly it was as they would all be just hammer swingers while I was a mighty eNgInEeR. But lo and behold I am now a hammerswinger and not an engineer.


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The first Christian Apologetics

I'd bet money this is real. I had a brilliant chemistry professor that I recently ran into who has utterly changed following a stroke.

Years back, I remember him chastising me for my foul language (I said "crap"). This guy wore slacks, a tie half the time and a peacoat, I'd suspect very conservative Christian.

15 years later, I run into him (70 at this point) at the Depot. Shaggy sweatshirt, beanie, cussing like a sailor, acting like he was running interference while his homie is cutting out your catalytic converter. He completely downloaded the tweaker persona after his stroke. I don't how God judges men in that state, but I know Professor Hammil was once a good man.

Courtesy of Bellerophon's Autism Plantation

Thank your local telegram admin today.

Retard at work: "You know Bombadil, not everything needs to be racist this or that".

"Get behind me jewblood" [he is actually jewish]

Six years ago, when I was new to this part of the country, I got a truck stuck in the forest and had about five miles to walk back to the farm at 1 a.m. with my visiting friend.

As soon as we hit pavement, a truck stopped and the driver said, you guys want a lift?

He was with a lady friend and I asked on the ride back, why on earth would you stop in the middle of the night to pick up two strangers?

"Because you're White," he said. Cracked me up, and I've told the story a dozen times since.

Today that same guy called to ask about some goats, as his daughter wanted some. I set them up with a buck, a milk goat, and a kid.

"How much do I owe you?"

"For you they are free, of course."

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Lol

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