Bait doesn't effect me anymore, it simply slides off

I bought a vinyl of some drinking songs from an antique shop and I didn't look close enough because there's no way in hell I would have bought it if I knew it was British drinking songs

What is gman's problem

🥰 but only if my dog remains in-tact

Once again the government bans something because it's foreign. Hey maybe if they keep it up we can go back to being an isolationist country

I need to drink some ipecac

Ooh and hold my own skull detached from my body

You light a cigarette, blood from your broken knuckles staining the filter. The limp twitching body of the mouthy cook lies between a dented Nissan Juke and your 96 Altima. As the sirens in the distance close in on you a single thought crosses your mind. "With a car, you can go anywhere"

Oh god whiskey was not a good idea