I'm killing the bastard who gave me a cold

The peach zero calorie monster tastes like unresolved emotional trauma

Inflicted by boomers and Gen X specifically

Bro's dissing my favorite monster

As the days grow longer, be sure to take precautions out of doors budy archive

Ooooaaahggg the body aches

Telling someone you've blocked them instantly makes me think you're a huge baby regardless of circumstance. Hell you could be absolutely in the right and I'll still think you're a pussy

People already want to fuck the dog so I'm not sure if having a humanoid form will change anything

I can't decide if I'm excited or dreadful