Eating the worst part of the cake to own the libs groyper

Got a fucking crazy bug in hd2 where, for some reason, my keyboard locked up completely and wouldn't accept any new inputs. I was stuck sprinting sideways and had to navigate off the compass to get to extract. Then I had to reboot my entire computer because it still wouldn't accept input

It keeps making that loud noise again

If you do not have a baby, or have a young baby, this is an important message for you.

There will be a time when your baby gets sufficiently old enough to understand (in their own little way) anatomical differences between Mommy and Daddy.

He (or she, in my case he, it's my baby boy) won't understand male vs female, but he will visually see a difference. He will also begin exploring these anatomical differences out of curiosity. This isn't bad. It's all normal psychological development.

With that being said, if you're a Dad like me, I really want to warn you about something. He will notice you have nipples like Mom does, but he won't understand why. His first instinct will be to grab your nipple as hard as possible and pull on it.

It will hurt a lot. Your baby will grab your nipple like they're trying to use their little hands to remove a sticker from something. Additionally, babies have really really sharp little fingernails and, depending on how they decide to suddenly grab your nipple, it may make it bleed a little.

Be careful

Numerology bros, what does this mean?

He is ready for bed and wishes you would come sleep as well.

Downsides of Iran war
- 7 trillion more to Israel
- May escalate to boots on ground (unlikely)

Upsides of Iran war:
- If boots do get shipped my shit roommate may be one of the ones shipped out

Ask for his body when he gets blown up so you can render his body fat to season your cast iron

I apologize I don't know where that came from

WAAAAKKKEEE UUUUUUPPPPP IT'S SUNDAY