The chinese have a switch that if pressed will spontaneously combust all polyester clothes in the world
Originally it was meant only for the Uighers but they misheard it as Wigger and were in too deep to fix it

Who up condensing they cream

My coffee looks like miso soup

Goodnight

Trying to upgrade the version of my Linux install and it's gonna fuck everything up

Also becoming bald

Still need to shave the rest off

Shaving going well. Only cut myself once so far

Look at what this upgrade is doing bruh

Bro shaved his head and his whole OS fucked up

The font has fixed itself. No idea how

of course lmao