This budy is mesmerized by technology

Getting bamboozled vs doing the bamboozling

How did politics get so retarded

My honest reaction for garlic haters

Birfday

Gonna get drunk w/ my friends to celebrate

Me later

Waitin for my sammich

Some random local pale ale. Not great, not terrible

Oh also society cat is a g, bro asked if I used steam and got me RoR2 as a gift. Very cool dude

I've been selected to change lanes in front of other drivers and hit my brakes tomorrow. No hard feelings, it's chosen on rotation. See you on the road.

Don't do it to me I'm trying to open up my 7th beer in 49 minutes on an empty stomach

This shit is delicious. It's liver pate, dijon, mayo, pickle, onion &/or radish. Actually worth the $15 it cost surprisingly