Somebody tear this dude's urethra with a pneumatic drill

And this budy is a pugilist.

Me last night

Just saw a pigeon get run over by a bus :(

And now there's a guy so plastered the cops called an ambulance for him

AND my connecting bus just didn't show up so I need to do a rideshare home. I just love public transit

Good night! and sweet dreams budy archive 💤💭

Garlic butter that doesn't taste like bone marrow 😋