As all great stories end outside of fiction. Not with an epic tragedy or triumph, but with a fart and releasing of the bowels. Behold, the very last post on 4chan.

Nvm we are so back it's unreal

4chan compromised by SoyJak Party people over some conflicts with raiding LGBT image boards — databases dumped, emails leaked, source code leaked

BreachForums domain seized

It's Tuesday

tl;dr nerds from /qa/ raided /lgbt/, mods got irritated, shut down /qa/. Nerds migrated to SoyJak Party instead.

SoyJak Party nerds discovered 4chan was using a dangerously outdated version of PHP and compromised the site. They were able to get access to virtually everything on the site. There is a thread on SoyJak Party about it

Drama escalated when moderators were discovered using emails as firstname-lastname with a .edu because it made it very easy for SoyJak Party nerds to find and meme 4chan moderators.

Drama only intensified more when SoyJak Party nerds memed and forged fake .gov email's into the 4chan moderator images shared. It result in hysteria as conspiracy theory nerds went off the deep end.

tldr tldr nerds raid some gay place, mods get mad, nerds go ballistic and all hell breaks loose

I don't even lurk on 4cuck that much anymore, this is just funny

what do u mean a website historically used for memeing and trolling forked and the memesters and trollsters decided to meme and troll?? how could this have happened???

I didn't even realize how back I could possibly be because NEW GRIM RAAAAAAAHHHHHH
https://youtu.be/Jm3NCf20D5w

Wait women watch/listen to true crime then spook themselves into anxiety &/or "PTSD"? I thought that was a joke

I hope this is real