I have reached a new level of retardation unimaginable to me mere minutes ago

For context, I spent an hour trying to figure out why my shit was exploding with this https://t.iss.one/DUUMSHT/1954, and it turns out I was closing the socket and then trying to wait for it to be writable

> have prankware idea (non-malicious malware?) > write simple poc > it works.png > decided to rewrite it 1337 coo w/ no dependencies > ... > 841 lines of c++ later > nowhere near done