> put phone on floor
> move it far enough away that I will need to stand up to get it
> wake up 5 hours later than I want to with phone on my bed
Bros I think I'm addicted to sleep what do

I am ~5 minutes from uppercutting my computer

Nothing a little arson couldn't fix

For my fellow burgers

>work vpn has public facing telnet port open

lol

Me knee is exploding wtf