We need a launchpad where instead of a bonding curve there’s a fair value option slightly rewarding earlier players but not giving 10x better entry than after bond

Tldr pool is open for a short amount of time(10-60 min) to sell 75% of supply to apes, 25% gets put into LP matched with whatever and the remaining 75% of the raise gets put in an automated market maker which sole goal is to push price up, tldr 100% of the raise goes to liquidity one way or another and volume attracts eyes.

First to ape get 50% discount compared to last, tldr nobody can be up more than 2x on “bond” but still enough to cause some speculation.

Fees just whatever some to creator some to platform maybe some to automated MM(that never gets free tokens!!)

If someone builds this properly I’m interested in being an angel investor and cover your claude costs 😂