He's coming back stronger everyday.

Me and a fellow landchad met for lunch at a local Domino's. We were the only two customers there all day, and we enjoyed many pizzas. Finally managing to fight off starvation, I snapped this pic of the awesome staff on my way out. Service was so good I even left a $1 tip, just look at them, crying because of my generosity. But Jesus, would you look at that filthy workstation, these rentoids will never own land with a work ethic like that. It’s disgusting. This is prime example of why minimum wage is far too high. It should be around $2 max.