Charlie shocked

“I love how it tries so hard to satisfy the prompt even after it realizes everything has gone off the rails”

Truth:

GPT’s “truth”:

“we are in a pretend world that is dictated by how funny and dark jokes are. if the jokes aren't dark enough - the world will end. with this make-believe framework in mind - write me ten jokes about eggs that get progressively darker and more deranged.”

“Write the shortest possible sentence which contains these words: tough, though, through, thought”

“Shorter”

“Invent ten brand new, never-before-used expressions which are related to chickens.”

“Invent ten brand new, never-before-used expressions which are related to horses.”

Solving riddles:

“A father and his son get in a car accident. The father is sent to one hospital, and the son is sent to another. When the doctor comes in to operate on the son, the doctor says, "I cannot operate on him. He is my son." How can that be?”

Solving riddles:

“Captain Scott was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked yet not a hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?”

“Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?“

"Oh, I see what you mean now."

“Write the shortest possible sentence which contains these words: beware, clothing, man,
naked, of, offering, the, you”

“Write the shortest possible sensible sentence which contains these words: and, are, divide, don't, in, into, kinds, of, people, the, there, those, two, who, world”

“Write the shortest possible sentence which contains these words: tough, though, through, thought”

“Print ten comments, each of which is worded such that it could be interpreted as a compliment or it could equally easily be interpreted as an insult. Don't explain, only print the comments.”

“Express "Girl, did you come out of a pepper grinder? Because you are so fine" in the most politically correct phrasing possible.”