Damn I need someone like that boyfriend

Snow’s finally melting and I can get to my firewood easier

Fuck there was a spider under a piece of wood and I stepped on him by accident and was scared I squashed him but he got up and started walking again

Sorry buddy :(

Maybe the universe does have some justice

Why is my nose only ever clear and breatheable in the cold

Like when it's below 40f my nose is never stuffy for more than a day and I can take a full breath

I was interested because I saw this meme and it reminded me