My mom said I assume a lot about certain people but I’m correct about those assumptions a majority of the time and I’m like “think of me as a conspiracy theorist, I sound crazy but there’s truth to what I say.”

I sent this to my mom and she actually found it fucking hilarious I did not expect that at all

I gotta find a warlock

That’s not even a word.

OH GREAT EMPEROR NETANYAHU CAN YOU PLEASE PLEASE HAVE ISRAEL MAKE A RYTHEM MINIGAME FOR OUR CHINESE GACHA GAME

WHY YES DUN WEI I CAN CERTAINLY DO THAT FOR YOU

FUCK YOU!

Holy shit…

HOLY SHIT I DID IT I FULL COMBOED YES

NETANYAHU. THANK YOU!!!