Our father who art in heaven, Harold be thy Kumar

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Madsposting

I really don’t get how people can wear these it looks so painful and detrimental, probably the point and the kink and of course I don’t know shit but still, fuckin ouchie

Me sleeping until 1pm despite like 5 alarms

My mom said I assume a lot about certain people but I’m correct about those assumptions a majority of the time and I’m like “think of me as a conspiracy theorist, I sound crazy but there’s truth to what I say.”

I sent this to my mom and she actually found it fucking hilarious I did not expect that at all

I gotta find a warlock

That’s not even a word.