I’m fresh out of burritos but all hope is not lost, I have an idea for some petty tasty ones, I just gotta clean this kitchen first cuz it’s a mess

I’m also thinking of adding some tortilla chips for a nice crunch, although I’m worried they’ll go soggy in the fridge, in which case I’ll just add lettuce

Spring in FL started like 2 days ago and it's already hot again

Wwwwaoooooaahhh I almost did a massive fucking oopsie

I’m home alone and there’s a helium balloon and I thought “fuck it I’ll record a funny video with a funny voice” so I cut it a bit and inhale it and IMMEDIATELY I’m lightheaded and it didn’t even effect my voice for more than 10 seconds

So I probably didn’t almost die but that was still pretty funny and also admittedly very scary

I really felt like I was gonna pass out for a minute there 😭