Do you liek mi noo haircut?🌽

In your lore you do Trump-like dance and call it the “BCM’s victory move” every time you rip off another sucker with an overpriced mattress🌽

The BCMverse is literally juat stealing other people's characters and making fanfiction about them all liking him 🇲🇽

not gonna lie, this strategy is working well. for some reason,ive begun listening to smooth weather channel jazz, rewatching the sopranos even though it’s not my fav tv series, and you won’t believe it, im this close to trying to cook my first gravy. soft power magic ffs 🌽